Queen Alisha’s Love Resolutions for 2012.
It’s that time of year again. Time to think of those things we want to change as we start another new year. What is it that I want this year? To lose more weight? To write more? To take more time for myself? I’m already doing those things. So, is it really a resolution if you’re not really making any changes?
What do I really need to work on? My love life. Wait, how about my non-existent love life. In order to have a love life, I think there needs to be some sort of actual love or something love-like going on. And there is nothing even remotely resembling that going on in my life right now.
So what should I change in order to try to bring some kind of love like thing into my life before the end of the world? Yeah, me finding a suitable man and actually finding a relationship is about as likely as the world ending in 2012.
- Love (or like) is not an excuse for bad behavior or excusing bad behavior.
“But I love him” or “But he loves me.” is not acceptable. I will no longer make excuses for guys who say they will call and don’t.
- It is what it is and it isn’t what it isn’t.
A rose is a rose is a rose. A booty call is a booty call is a booty call is a booty call. A rose is a rose. A booty call is a booty call. A booty call is not dating.
- No more looking for love.
In all the wrong places, or any place at all. Eventually, hopefully, love will find me. I’m worthy of looking FOR. I WILL not chase a man. He WILL chase me. I am worthy of chasing.
- Revive the funnel.
(The funnel is a dating theory I stole from a friend. All potential dates fall into the funnel, those that are not worthy of being in the funnel (the crap) falls out. Leaving only men WITH potential.)
And actually USE the funnel. When a man falls out of the funnel. He STAYS out of the funnel. There is no re-entry. He’s out for a reason. And I reserve the right to drain the funnel at any time.
So, with the revival of the funnel, do I have any potentials taking up residency in my funnel? As a matter of fact, I do. I have two good possibilities in the funnel and one spinning around the top. Now, whether or not this one will actually fall into the funnel remains to be seen. With this one, who knows. So, it seems there’s actually two and a half possibilities. I guess we shall see who will be drained, who will stay, and who else falls into the whirlpool of Alisha’s dating funnel.
For now, I’m out. Here’s to resolutions and potentials!
Cheers!
I’m out!
